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  • January,27th,2012 at 4:37 PM

I can’t listen to dubstep. It sounds like the Transformers are getting raped.

- Co-worker
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  • January,27th,2012 at 10:59 AM

youngmanhattanite: Nice try, little buddy, but Brian Moylan is still the worst gay man on the internet. Maybe it’s a special crossover edition tweet from Sh*t Nick Douglas Says.

youngmanhattanite:

Nice try, little buddy, but Brian Moylan is still the worst gay man on the internet.

Maybe it’s a special crossover edition tweet from Sh*t Nick Douglas Says.
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  • January,27th,2012 at 8:44 AM

Truth in Advertising…

(Eee Pad Transformer - Parody)

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  • January,26th,2012 at 8:15 PM

(Source: tragedyseries)
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  • January,26th,2012 at 7:58 PM

justinrampage:

The amazing custom woodworking by Celentano Woodworks brought forth this awesome Pac-Man inspired ukulele. On sale now at Etsy for $600.

You can watch this impressive creation in action on YouTube.

Pac-Man Ukulele / Paculele by Celentano Woodworks (Facebook)

  • Posted:2 days ago

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  • January,26th,2012 at 2:00 PM

chrismohney: Was going to save this for Friday, but it’s always Friday somewhere

chrismohney:

Was going to save this for Friday, but it’s always Friday somewhere
  • Posted:2 days ago
Tagged: Scott Friday  

One of these days I’m going to accidentally click “Uninstall” instead of “I Understand” and be really pissed off

  • January,26th,2012 at 1:05 PM

It just gives you instructions; it can’t uninstall anything. The message will still pop-up the next day… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that…

(Source: themattsmith)

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  • January,26th,2012 at 12:43 PM

agentmlovestacos: HEY SILVER SURFER, STOP BEING SO DAMNED SAD. YOU CAN FLY IN SPACE AND SHOOT ENERGY AND TALK TO STUFF AND EAT ANYTHING AND HIGH FIVE SPACE GODS AND STUFF. CHEER UP, BRO. Yeah, but you’ve never had to help Galactacus wipe and dealt with Dingleberries the size of small moons.

agentmlovestacos:

HEY SILVER SURFER, STOP BEING SO DAMNED SAD. YOU CAN FLY IN SPACE AND SHOOT ENERGY AND TALK TO STUFF AND EAT ANYTHING AND HIGH FIVE SPACE GODS AND STUFF. CHEER UP, BRO.

Yeah, but you’ve never had to help Galactacus wipe and dealt with Dingleberries the size of small moons.

(Source: negativepleasure)
  • Posted:2 days ago

My initial thoughts on the Taco Bell breakfast menu

  • January,26th,2012 at 12:40 PM

awpeeps:

This menu looks like it’s from Bob Evans. It’s embarrassing.

Where are my huevos rancheros? At least, at LEAST, they could have put chorizo in the sausage and egg burrito.

A hashbrown? A HASHBROWN? Jesus.

I expected better, T Bell. I really did. I mean, you put spicy Fritos inside a burrito! You made a taco shell out of a DORITO. Now that’s what I call a game changer. Not this bullshit.

You sound shocked. Doesn’t Taco Bell have “Mexi-tots” as a side where you are?

(via youngmegadethite)

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  • January,26th,2012 at 12:32 PM

paxmachina: Maunawili, Hawaii Enjoy your evening! Wait… Newt’s a Mormon too?

paxmachina:

Maunawili, Hawaii

Enjoy your evening!

Wait… Newt’s a Mormon too?
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  • January,26th,2012 at 11:56 AM

That awkward moment when your #Robots with boners post gives a robot a boner…

That awkward moment when your #Robots with boners post gives a robot a boner…
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Tagged: robots with boners  

Dear Tumblr Staff,

  • January,26th,2012 at 9:40 AM

Why am I STILL getting a daily “Missing e” message on my work machine (that doesn’t even have it installed), and at what point are you going to shut it off?

-MercuryPDX

P.S. The answer is, was, and always will be “No, I am going to continue using it.”

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  • January,26th,2012 at 9:09 AM

Yay Google!

Yay Google!
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Tagged: robots with boners  

Reblog With Your Most Hated Cliché Phrases So That We May Write A Collective Suicide Note:

  • January,26th,2012 at 9:03 AM

suitep:

aberjona:

6h057:

From a little known town called New York City

It is what it is.

At the end of the day.

Long story short…

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  • January,25th,2012 at 9:21 PM

gravyholocaust:

caseyanthonysblog:

Why is this shocking? Like Hanna Montana isn’t totally a pornstar name.

You think she could afford a penis cake that didn’t have a chancre on it.

(Source: heckyeslovato)

  • Posted:3 days ago
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