January 2012
“I can’t listen to dubstep. It sounds like the Transformers are getting...”
– Co-worker
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One of these days I'm going to accidentally click...
It just gives you instructions; it can’t uninstall anything. The message will still pop-up the next day… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day after that… and the day...
My initial thoughts on the Taco Bell breakfast...
awpeeps:
This menu looks like it’s from Bob Evans. It’s embarrassing. Where are my huevos rancheros? At least, at LEAST, they could have put chorizo in the sausage and egg burrito. A hashbrown? A HASHBROWN? Jesus.
I expected better, T Bell. I really did. I mean, you put spicy Fritos inside a burrito! You made a taco shell out of a DORITO. Now that’s what I call a game changer. Not this...
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Dear Tumblr Staff,
Why am I STILL getting a daily “Missing e” message on my work machine (that doesn’t even have it installed), and at what point are you going to shut it off?
-MercuryPDX
P.S. The answer is, was, and always will be “No, I am going to continue using it.”
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Reblog With Your Most Hated Cliché Phrases So That...
suitep:
aberjona:
6h057:
From a little known town called New York City
It is what it is.
At the end of the day.
Long story short…
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real world challenge: battle of the exes
unicornfandancing:
im sorry im not sorry that i’m excited about this.
Aren’t they old enough to be moved over to VH-1 by now?
that thing where
tylercoates:
dandaddario:
your boss assigns you to spend one day trolling for traffic in the most craven, gross, venal manner possible, and you just do your normal routine, and your day was a big success.
Sometimes I think to myself, “Well, I’m not curing diseases or anything,” when it comes to comparing my own work to writing I don’t find particularly stunning, but I’ll always have B____...
Fuck the Portland Police Department.
#They murdered another man early this morning
The man called 9-1-1 at 3:15 a.m. to report that he had committed a robbery and would soon jump from the roof of the parking garage.
EDIT: I doubt it was murder. At the very least it’s suicide by cop.
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WASHINGTON POST: "Google announced Tuesday that it... →
inothernews:
No opt-out.
Yay! So glad I signed up for Google+!
(No, I didn’t…. who didn’t see this coming?)
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Today on Facebook, NPR asked:
meow-sense:
thecranium:
HR specialists say boomer parents are advocating on behalf of young adult children, calling up to negotiate better benefits, protest a poor evaluation, etc. NPR seeks to interview people about this. Employers - have you experienced it? Parents - if you’ve done this, why? 20-something employees — if your parent has done this, did you appreciate it, or resent...
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I highly doubt....
… that someone who’s Tumblr consists of Glee animated gifs broken up by a few Twilight animated gifs and kitten pictures qualifies as a good judge of what is/isn’t Oscar-worthy.
MTV Movie awards? Sure. Overqualified even….
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why do only MY gifs not show up
iambal:
until you click them?
:(
Dunno. Works for me.
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The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
theleanansidhe:
hiphiphoyay:
zabimaruu:
kuruizaki-hime:
smurff-kittehh:
fargopachi:
superpankakes:
asian-voodoo:
littlebats:
Tim Thomas says no go
rosa—sparks:
The Boston Bruins hockey goalie and general all-around badass team leader has opted out of going to the White House to be honored by President Obama, claiming political differences.
Y’know what? These types of meetings have little or nothing to do with ‘politics’ per se, and everything to do with ceremony. The Bruins won the Stanley Cup and the leader of the country gives...
Sen. Paul stopped by TSA at airport, law... →
iambal:
Sen. Rand Paul’s office says he was held by the Transportation Security Administration on Monday, although TSA officials deny characterization he was “detained” at Nashville Airport after an incident at the security gate.
Paul’s father, presidential candidate Ron Paul, tweeted early Monday, “My son @SenRandPaul being detained by TSA for refusing full body pat-down after anomaly in body...
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ninety9:
“The average post is “re-blogged” 9 times”
Kicks rock
FOX News: Newt Gingrich's three marriages mean he... →
jasencomstock:
“1) Three women have met Mr. Gingrich and been so moved by his emotional energy and intellect that they decided they wanted to spend the rest of their lives with him.
2) Two of these women felt this way even though Mr. Gingrich was already married.
3 ) One of them felt this way even though Mr. Gingrich was already married for the second time, was not exactly her equal in...
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“‘Anything goes.’ Where did that come from?!”
– Rick Santorum (via haveabananana)
Cole Porter
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“And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is — I want a partner....”
– Tucker is ready for you, ladies. Aren’t you excited. He’s CHANGED!
Tucker Max’s Rocking Chair | The Hairpin
(via jessica-messica)
Because I know you all wanna ride that dick like it’s the last train to the gold rush.
(via glossylalia)
Someone notify the pink poofy cupcake princess….
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pizzaforpresident:
self-deprecating fat joke
[Patronizing response to obvious plea for attention]
[Witty Animated Gif]
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Why's it gotta be all about Blacking out your...
Can’t you White it out? Or Asian it out?