Well someone had fun...
… romping around for a half a day AND got a festive Thanksgiving Bandana!
Nov 26th
Checks out mys festive Thanksgivvit Bandannar.
Nov 26th
iwasjustsayin:
mercurypdx:
Also on “To buy” list…
I...
Nov 26th
Also on “To buy” list…
Nov 26th
Which reminds me...
I should probably go get a new pair of formal sweatpants for dinner tomorrow, cause I’m fancy...
Nov 26th
Listen
I Want To be Sedated - Dsico
Can we eat yet? Can we eat yet? Can we eat yet? Can we eat yet? Can we...
Nov 26th
scottfriday:
somehowsomeway:
dominiqueous:
(via...
Nov 26th
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
I asked what they were but got a...
Nov 25th
oh my god i just found the greatest gif...
samarie: clearmylungs: inflightradio: kfj[fpsylsr]plsfpgkgoh]srtl YESSSS o_O
Nov 25th
Seven is out making new friends.
So today I took Seven to get evaluated for a new daycare facility. It’s a short drive from the...
Nov 25th
(via tumblrisforfaggots)
That was a sad day. They had to...
Nov 25th
Not as hot as I think it would look in a crumpled heap on my...
Nov 25th
inothernews:
iliveforsports:
randomnyc:
George...
Nov 25th
Watch
One Froggy Evening (1955)
(Blame PlanetTampon)
Nov 25th
don't post drunk.
scottfriday: dear scott friday, don’t post drunk. love, scott friday. Dear Scott Friday, ...
Nov 25th
If you play “Sex On Fire” I will skip it. -...
Nov 25th
A man in Belgium was thought to be in a...
radarchive: ohyeahfacts: They call it “locked in.” You can hear, see and think, but your...
Nov 25th
An Afternoon At the Torrington Gopher...
tanya77: vicemag: In the ass-end of nowhere, Calgary, is a little dark room filled with...
Nov 25th
Happy Holidays from Dad Whyte
Dad: okay, so I go to this Jewish deli in Portsmouth to get bread for the stuffingMe: uh huh
Dad: and you know that challah is the best for stuffing, right?
Me: oh really, I didn't know that...
Dad: yeah. anyway, so I'm in the bakery and I hold up the bread and I say "Excuse me, what's the Challah cost?"
(say it out loud)
Me: (laughter, eye rolling)
Dad: and the guy looks at me like I've killed his mother, and so I say "How much?"
Dad: GET IT?
Me: yeah, like the Holocaust? In a Jewish deli? Nice Dad, real nice.
Dad: At least you think it's funny, I told your mom and she rolled her eyes at me
Nov 25th
portorock:
No, *you* have a Snickers problem.
…I can quit...
Nov 25th
caguenross:
Examen aleatorio [Epic Fail] | Parados y...
Nov 25th
Speaking of corneas...
My mother died from breast and bone cancer which rendered the majority of her organs useless for...
Nov 25th
I don't want to be a donor when I die;
spacecataz: mercurypdx: skybarn: littlejames: the idea of my body getting cut up after I’m...
Nov 25th
inothernews:
THIS PICTURE IS LYING.
BLASE STEVE JOBS...
Nov 25th
I don't want to be a donor when I die;
skybarn: littlejames: the idea of my body getting cut up after I’m dead. I don’t like the idea....
Nov 25th
(via planettampon)
Yubaba and Haku
Nov 25th
Man marries a videogame
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
It’s warm… like an early fall evening.
Nov 25th
Coinci-Done!
Nov 25th
Coinci-pizza
Nov 25th
Catullus 16: poetry from 70BC
Nov 25th
40 minutes...4:20
… then the 5 day weekend starts. I wonder how long I can wash my mug for?
Nov 25th
lifeisdelicious:
WOW = abstinence.
Is this real life?
...
Nov 25th
boredintheburbs:
Salvador Dali and his Ovocipede.
...
Nov 25th
Listen
For Wring….
Nov 25th
wring:
Do you know Originally uploaded by wring the muffin man?
Who lives in Drury Lane?
Nov 25th
Flower for PS3 is on sale for $4.99 this week. Totally worth...
Nov 25th
Coinci-stare
Nov 25th
bradfordp:
Today is perfect.
See we get snow… in...
Nov 25th
karion:
November 23, 2009, Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty...
Nov 25th
clientsfromhell:
Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has...
Nov 25th
On the verge of a 5 day weekend
Productivity FAIL!
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
boggle:
Getting Started—
Register with your state...
Nov 24th
McRib Finder
Nov 24th
duplo:
sweett:
stuffin’ muffins
Wow. I never thought...
Nov 24th
seesmiles:
Toejam and Earl make me happy
Nov 24th
Lincolin City, OR please keep an eye open. Jade is one of...
Nov 24th
Consumerist, finally free of their Gawker...
Nov 24th
You got your Natalie Dee in my Regretsy
Nov 24th
Till death do us part…
Nov 24th
In sickness and in health…
Nov 24th
To have and to hold…
Nov 24th
Night Walker, Texas Ranger?
Nov 24th
That’s telling ‘em John!
Nov 24th
I’d buy that for a dollar…
Nov 24th
Shot in the arm… and you’re to blame.
Nov 24th
Let me consult my ancient texts…
Nov 24th
[Looks for protective cup]
Nov 24th
Uhhhh…. maybe I’ll take the bus.
Nov 24th
Dairyland Greyhound Racetrack in...
cityofbridges: Dairyland Greyhound Racetrack in Kenosha, Wisconsin will be closing on December 31,...
Nov 24th
Watch
thephenthouse:
Cheerleader gets a flue shot and now she can only walk backwards.
[Highly...
Nov 24th
Coinci-Lemmon party
Nov 24th
andeventhis:
Yes, this is happening :)
Couldn’t...
Nov 23rd
Are Your Grandparents Sexting?
Nov 23rd
Reimbursement for spiritual healing
Nov 23rd
Things that we might see in our lifetime...
inothernews: Hoverboards. Lightsabers. Warp speed. 4. Flying cars as seen in the Jetsons
Nov 23rd
0_o
Nov 23rd
I question the accuracy…
Nov 23rd
Whew! Close one!
Nov 23rd
The fantasy rarely lives up to the reality….
Nov 23rd
A Friend's Tweet Could Be An Ad
Nov 22nd
whenever:
ghost-universe:
let them eat cake
+
dead...
Nov 22nd
Listen
sandymalandy:
crunkitupkait:
growingup:
dustydgaf:
Christmas Tree - Lady Gaga
Omg there...
Nov 22nd
Coinci-sleepy
Nov 22nd
inothernews:
spontaneouslove:
OMG I NEED THIS NOW DO YOU...
Nov 22nd
allcreatures:
my-ear-trumpet:
“What you lookin’ at”
...
Nov 21st
karion:
Conveyor belt sushi will never NOT be weird
Nov 21st
bowlingalleylawyer:
mabelmoments:
Orangutan Apsara...
Nov 21st
Watch
Tell me your nine year old self would not be shitting bricks from 2:30 onwards.
Nov 21st
patattack:
movieoftheday:
The Queen: Now begin thy magic...
Nov 21st
Watch
o_O
Nov 21st
biteofpythias:
brooklynmutt:
comics.com
ha. i wonder...
Nov 21st
“I need a website, FAST. I want it set up so that I can add,...”
— (via clientsfromhell) You, my...
— (via clientsfromhell) You, my...
Nov 21st
secondstar05:
sweethomestyle:
suicideblonde:
...
Nov 21st
hman:
Sometimes you get home late and you stop by the grocery store and you find frozen food on...
Nov 20th
Don't worry, guys. It's not like the...
Nov 20th
NintendOMG
Nov 20th
What the frosting?
Nov 20th
THERE IS TOO MUCH FROSTING ON MY...
(via yosamanthrax) That’s unpossible.
Nov 20th
Cyber Sex Mishap, this is so awesome
Nov 20th
They say every cloud has a silver...
The powers that be have decided to abandon the Business Casual dress code and let us wear jeans...
Nov 20th
missed connections
scottfriday: a van just went by, and on the side of that van was a logo for “S&M...
Nov 20th
inothernews:
adeandabet:
(via michaelnothing)
HAHA!...
Nov 20th
sett4:
Walks on Water (via tommyh454)
Nov 20th
michaelnothing:
ieatcatlitter:
michaelnothing:
LEAVE...
Nov 20th
uessai-text:
hibiky:
suigetusawa:
kogumarecord:
2009...
Nov 20th
abbyjean:
Roof Coffee Cup (RoofCoffeeCup) on Twitter
a...
Nov 20th
sistermarymartha:
WHEN WILLY HAY IS PREZIDENT, THE STREETS...
Nov 20th
And before the angry mob gathers...
I’m not anti-woman. Be in charge of your own health. Get your paps and mamograms as YOU see...
Nov 20th
Nancy Pelosi is literally killing all women...
Nov 20th
duplo:
With the onset of wintery temperatures, lightweight...
Nov 20th
Hey, remember that We Pray game I reblogged about the other...
Nov 20th
malty:
There has been countless times where I have stayed...
Nov 20th
Go ahead and add Outback Steakhouse to...
kiamatthews: natface: see also: Cici’s Red Lobster The girl speaks all kinds of truths. I...
Nov 20th
inothernews:
I DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE INSULTED OR...
Nov 20th
Well duh… designer purses cost money.
Nov 20th
Cash4Clunkers
Nov 20th
Ey-Oh, knowhutimsayin?
Nov 20th
I’m thinking…. Wendy’s.
Nov 20th
?!?!??!?
Nov 20th
Red Robot is really on a roll…
Nov 20th
Truth be told, I think it’s the combination of...
Nov 20th
More “Fast Food”… I’m sensing a...
Nov 20th
o_O
Nov 20th
Available for a Limited.time.only.
Nov 20th
Watch
iwasjustsayin:
Mike Seaver is at it again.
“I’m not a scientist, and I didn’t...
Nov 20th
ohmygolly:
!!!
safetybeltteam:de.acidcow.com
Nov 20th
The 2nd-Worst Marriage Proposal I've Ever...
Nov 20th
Just to reiterate...
RE: Dairyland Greyhound Racetrack closing…. The track is not going to start killing...
Nov 20th
Please, reblog.
youroldarchenemycatwoman: bowlingalleylawyer: ...
Nov 20th
“Dear Meaghan,
Please, for me, for everyone that has become...”
— History Of Chuck: MEAGHAN...
— History Of Chuck: MEAGHAN...
Nov 20th
bowlingalleylawyer:
rand0mflora:jaquilina:illillill
Now...
Nov 20th
pinkpolkadots:
mutations:
...
Nov 19th
"Back in the day, we didn't even HAVE...
(via inothernews)
Nov 19th
for those about to post their age
pegster: i salute you, partially because now i feel better about my own and that the people i...
Nov 19th
michaelnothing:
(via vooduude)
HEADLINE: MODEL EATS PUSSY...
Nov 19th
Grizzly with a Stratocaster < Gorilla...
(via sixbucks) FTFY! :)
Nov 19th
ALSO IT SHOULD BE NOTED
minou: sparkleneelysparkle: that i am going to be 29 in 4 days. 29 Thirty. FOUR. ...
Nov 19th
This could have REALLY tipped the Bears vs. Gorillas vote.
...
Nov 19th
o_O
(Blame Ralph)
Nov 19th
(via brouillon)
Reblogging even though you mean BC and not...
Nov 19th
(via bryanboova)
NOW GO HOME!
Nov 19th
scottfriday:
tinyclicks:
Please to caption? XD
“Hello,...
Nov 19th
I'm really bored. Someone talks to meh!
iwasjustsayin: futurecanadian: (via iwasjustsayin) Hi there! How’s things going? Bored...
Nov 19th
NYC, here I come.
Nov 19th
Coinci-Bao
Nov 19th
“Well, I have worked with a lot of designers in my day and I...”
— (via clientsfromhell) This is...
— (via clientsfromhell) This is...
Nov 19th
Libra Horoscope for Today
blackbuttafly: Libra 9/23 – 10/22 Quickie Don’t dwell on the past — but learn lessons from it...
Nov 19th
michaelnothing:
(via vooduude)
HELLLOOOO NEIGHBOR.
J.R....
Nov 19th
Say what you will about it but Kentucky...
yosamanthrax: (via boggle) The only thing Kentucky is missing is a good cassoulet recipe, but you...
Nov 19th
Coinci-bike
Nov 19th
spacecataz:
hennypotter:
thedestructionofsmallideas:(via...
Nov 19th
Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates
Nov 19th
The Gay Animal Kingdom
Nov 19th
“Sony announced that the next iteration of the...
Nov 19th
Listen
lickystickypickyme:
Sinnead o Connor - Nothing compares to you.
because someone decided the whole...
Nov 19th
You can get your own “Phrase that Pays” without...
Nov 19th
Not safe for work, and will make most guys...
Nov 19th
none00:
(via sylvain-emmanuel .P)
I guess they’re...
Nov 19th
scottfriday:
lefan:
iwontallowit
*flashback*
giant...
Nov 19th
pinkpolkadots:
Is that a Planet of the Apes soap filled...
Nov 19th
giantevilhead:
When tumblr fails to upload my audio post baby jesus drops a goat on a kitten. I...
Nov 19th
o_O
Nov 19th
Sully has a posse.
Nov 19th
Don’t let Dick Wolf see this…. we don’t...
Nov 19th
topherchris:
This is the only thing in my iTunes library...
Nov 19th
Red Robot telling it like it is.
Nov 19th
fek:
(via ryanbrown)
Not without a Pre-nup.
Nov 19th
Only if they UN-repress it later…
Nov 19th
What would possess you to get the immunity necklace from...
Nov 19th
I guess Ben Dover’s job has been outsourced.
Nov 19th
Who let the dogs out?
(Via Cakewrecks)
Nov 19th
(via fuckyeah4chan)
HA!
Nov 19th
Coinci-Metalocalypse
Nov 19th
Dammit South Park
Why’d you have to go and ruin the water park experience for me? :(
Nov 19th
inothernews:
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
...
Nov 19th
afteradream:
pouikee:
oddish:
(via coked)
Bebop!...
Nov 19th
deeznutsinyoface:
samanthakayyy:
ahhh, so. does this...
Nov 19th
raincoaster:
What If Celebrities Were Fat? |...
Nov 19th
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses a penis.”
— Law & Order: SVU (via...
— Law & Order: SVU (via...
Nov 19th
Whatchoo talking bout Twiki?
(Blame Rosasparks)
Nov 19th
Watch
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
never. fails. to. make. me. laugh.
it’s so old i know i know. but when...
Nov 19th
potterspoet:
seems surprisingly philosophical coming from...
Nov 19th
Missed a big tumblr day apparently.
biteofpythias: To each his own on relationship stuff like proposals. Some people want the 7th...
Nov 19th
lifeisdelicious:
Oh. Wow.
Someone lost a bet…. I...
Nov 19th
Coinci-bride
Nov 19th
(via youroldarchenemycatwoman)
Polar bear paws FTW!!!
Nov 19th
This girl just said this about Sarah...
(via kaitlinvalerieryan) THIS! This is why you couldn’t vote until 1920!
Nov 19th
Team Gryffindor
topherchris: Stop whining or I’ll do Harry Potter vs. Twilight for three straight weeks.
Nov 19th
WHEN THE TUMBLR MARRIAGE CRUMBLES...
dietcock: …as it inevitably will, will it be because one of them “wanted to start following other...
Nov 19th
inothernews:
savingpaper:
House Resolution...
Nov 19th
samarie:
flickflickflicker:
(via thecoffinaffairs)
I...
Nov 19th
Well I guess it’s slightly better than the scoreboard...
Nov 19th
fleetfootedfox:
The Sartorialist: On the Street…. Rue de...
Nov 19th
michaelnothing:
(via tinycastles)
shes going for that...
Nov 19th
quizzical-frisson:
(via cherthelove)
HEEEEEEE HER SMILE,...
Nov 19th
"Can we talk to you for a minute?"
Worst phrase in the world to hear today…
Nov 19th
Still alive...
… not sure I want to be though. March cannot get here soon enough. Nothing more to say.
Nov 18th
Fuuuuuuuuu...
They just didn’t get to our dept. yet….
Nov 18th
Sidenote:
Up until three years ago, in my entire twenty year Interactive/Web developer career I had only...
Nov 18th
Feeling a bit shellshocked
There was a surprise round of layoffs this morning. I suspect the survivor guilt will hit me before...
Nov 18th
Watch
bingoparaphernalia:
I am sort of sad that if you said “P-p-p…” to most people nowadays, they would...
Nov 18th
michaelnothing:
adeandabet:
Wii Pray
THIS CAN’T BE...
Nov 18th
secondstar05:
alisaferrara:
peachinbeantown:
...
Nov 18th
yousoldtheworld:
on my christmas list.
Zombie-Touch...
Nov 18th
Watch
Zero Punctuation: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Favorite line: Like the supermodel who is considered...
Nov 18th
Interesting?
sistermarymartha: vindicatedcommunications: [snip] Also, something I’ve noticed, why is it that...
Nov 18th
a review of 'going rogue'
abbyjean: I stood in line to get my copy of this book from the local bookstore fearing it might be...
Nov 18th
NOTE: She killed him because he said her ass was TOO TINY.
Nov 18th
O_o
Nov 18th
Telling it like it is….
Nov 18th
Was it really that good a movie to merit this?
Nov 18th
It’s the unlicensed merch that’s the creepiest.
Nov 18th
Well… that answers that.
Nov 18th
LOL @ ReeferSutherland
Nov 18th
It’s gonna be a while…
Nov 18th
Well duh… you forgot that they can’t read.
Nov 18th
[shakes fist]
Nov 18th
michaelnothing:
devinahanna:
Pride and Hate by...
Nov 18th
nickmcglynn:
TYRA…
Get.Out… really? This really...
Nov 18th
noonish:
kellg:
(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)
It...
Nov 18th
giantevilhead:
My job: 50% babysitting + 50% dealing with people who can’t follow instructions =...
Nov 17th
Watch
brianvan:
interweber:
I’m not really so concerned about music videos until these start...
Nov 17th
(via kapi0)
Who doesn’t?
Nov 17th
inothernews:
notthatkindagay:
the 1st pic
NICE TILE.
...
Nov 17th
Law & Technology, a new game to play.
Nov 17th
Coinci-pig
Nov 17th
I warn an Ibis
Nov 17th
I always check the back seat before I get into the...
Nov 17th
Watch
bringtheruckuss:
techno
granny.
Gramma can bust a move…
Nov 17th
This is why you don’t run around the pool.
Nov 17th
WTF?
Nov 17th
WHEW! Then you’re totally safe bro!
[eyeroll]
Nov 17th
Uh… kitchen privileges REVOKED.
Nov 17th
Stand back Frosty…. I think you’re about to be...
Nov 17th
Don't Even Reply: "Racist Microwave Buyer"
Nov 17th
(via robertschofield)
Nov 17th
Fixer-upper or Tear-it-downer?
Nov 17th
iheartmyart:
Remed
Something something if I could do...
Nov 17th
(via adayum)
Ye Olde Starbucks 2 miles ->
Nov 17th
allcreatures:
via
o_O
Nov 17th
6h057:
natashavc:
This monster’s name is Gossamer.
...
Nov 16th
gkojax:
stratums:
sirousagimoon:
sirousagimoon:
...
Nov 16th
Watch
lilianag:
for mercurypdx
True. Take away a few (not ALL, a few…) of the food stains on his...
Nov 16th
mejoe:
vooduude:
(via skeetshoot)
St. Lucy
She got...
Nov 16th
devincastro:
Magic Eye. I’ve always loved these books,...
Nov 16th
(via ricbkat)
He got further than I did.
Nov 16th
Greyhound Pets of America NW Chapter is having their 6th...
Nov 16th
Watch
Party gone bad? You need…
The Douche Whisperer
Nov 16th
I am like a Panda.
Does not breed well “in captivity”. Eats shoots and leaves.
Nov 16th
sistermarymartha:
pegster:
k-troll:
...
Nov 16th
Polish Sausage?
Nov 16th
Not smart…
Nov 16th
In a stunning breakout role?
Nov 16th
Oh look! It’s the same toy mommy has in her nightstand...
Nov 16th
Bad posture can lead to illiteracy.
Nov 16th
o_O
Nov 16th
(:
Nov 16th
:)
Nov 16th
lefan:
scottfriday:ronworkman:gravyholocaust:maslansky
...
Nov 13th
You’ve all inspired me
Nov 13th
Word of the day: Zerbert
Nov 13th
I will never look at an Oil Can Henry’s the same way...
Nov 13th
stfumarrieds:
Connie, cont.
Connie needs an Epilady for...
Nov 13th
Don’t believe the hype….
Nov 13th
Well, duh!
Nov 13th
Where’s yer bling there, Pilgrim?
Nov 13th
…but not signmaking.
Nov 13th
wait… what?
Nov 13th
Bring your kids to work day FAIL….
Nov 13th
What your lit professor didn’t tell you…
Nov 13th
CalgonTidy-Bowl take me away!
Nov 13th
Where’s that leftover liver pâté?
Nov 13th
Old Macdonald Muffy Vanderwootsen had a farm…
(Via...
Nov 13th
[O_o]
Nov 13th
Watch
(Looks for Doc)
Nov 13th
noonish:
juliasegal:
I still don’t remember this…
The...
Nov 13th
YES... with other people.
Wiseass.
Nov 13th
I've had sex...
more than once, too.
Nov 13th
Microsoft bans up to 1 million Xbox Live...
Nov 13th
I blame the Umlauts...
… because now I want to listen to Björk. [Fires up Homogenic]
Nov 12th
Brütal Legend Papercraft
Nov 12th
Rumor: Sony leaks screens of next PS3...
Nov 12th
Nice one Rainman… let’s go to Vegas.
Nov 12th
What the?
Nov 12th
Slow news day.
Nov 12th
Wha?? You love fish chicken?
Nov 12th
Well Hung Jury?
Nov 12th
No… it’s clearly a Windows mouse
Nov 12th
Dominus Fobiscum Nabisco
Nov 12th
O_O
Nov 12th
Coinci-sob
Nov 11th
Homemade ravioli
gamesockson: stfuandeat: 2 large eggs 2 C flour pinch of salt ___ ** it’s a one to one...
Nov 11th
South Korean woman passes driver's exam on...
Nov 11th
eyetwitch:
via www.yorkshiremuseum.org.uk
Roman hair. ...
Nov 11th
katiebakes:
ryanbrown:
“Glamour Magazine Honors The 2009...
Nov 11th
FUCK MY LIFE
januaryembers: stephen king is doing a book signing like 15 minutes away from my old campus back...
Nov 11th
malty:
Question: is my tea super Irish or super black?...
Nov 11th
(via omegle)
WINNAR!
Nov 11th
CAT FIGHT!!!
Nov 11th
“Do you smell dead turtles?”
Nov 11th
Deadly Gas Attack!
Nov 11th
gkojax:
yuribossa:
erohi:
gpjc:
djkinako:
...
Nov 11th
“I changed my mind…. we’re going to...
Nov 11th
[head asplode]
Nov 11th
They’re quietly plotting against you…
Nov 11th
Hrmmm… must be continued on the other side?
(Via...
Nov 11th
SMM has got some Jesus in her today
(via themattsmith) OMG… he didn’t wear a condom? That bastard!!!
Nov 11th