January 2010
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Dear Billboard,
wooliebear:
mercurypdx:
Sean Kingston is singing not one, not two, but THREE songs on your lame New Years in Vegas show. Could you really not get anyone else popular in 2009… or perhaps someone to watch in 2010?
Who, dearie?
This guy….
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Single & Dating Libra Forecast 2010
The single Libra will also have a busy year in 2010 when it comes to love and sex. Your fifth house is ruled by quirky Uranus…
[At this point I stopped reading because I was laughing way too hard]
…and since Uranus is changing signs this year…
[Pauses for more laughter]
…it’s likely that you’ll be juggling two different sexual relationships at the same time,...
Dear Billboard,
Sean Kingston is singing not one, not two, but THREE songs on your lame New Years in Vegas show. Could you really not get anyone else popular in 2009… or perhaps someone to watch in 2010?
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Carmen Electra in Vegas < Dick Clark in Times...
wooliebear:
mercurypdx:
AFAIC, my New Years celebration happened 2 hours ago….
AFLAC? What?
And the first Side-eye of 2010 goes to….
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you know what makes me sad in 2010?
bowlingalleylawyer:
is that there are a couple of you that I adore….
that are too scared to ever reblog me cos of distaste from others. you worry that agreeing with me or even liking my shit will cause you to fall out of favor with some people that I think are disgusting anyway. really… they are sub-par human.
it hurts my feelings and I haven’t said anything all year cos I know… I am the...
Carmen Electra in Vegas < Dick Clark in Times...
AFAIC, my New Years celebration happened 2 hours ago….
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I don't practice Shatneria
I ain’t got no crystal ball Well I had a million tribbles but I, I Takei’d them all
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Reblog with how old you're turning in 2010
skinaybetty:
katinkahendrix:
benjyie:
humansvsrobots:
milevamademoiselle:
suesylvester-:
andrewshark:
bagelbites-:
fiztop:
fuckyeah-chelsea:
ahhkayleeahh:
indiehipster:
17
17
15 :(
15
…19
^^^
19 too. omg
19! weeeeird.
19 on Valentines Day!
18
22. Jesus. You guys are bebes
23. I feel old as fack!
Lordy Lordy, I’ll be 40.
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Movie Review - Paranormal Activity
It’s The Blair Witch Project with less actors.
[Thumb down]
EDIT: It was a free Redbox Rental, and I still feel cheated.
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December 2009
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LOL… The weather forecasters got it dead wrong. It’s snowing again….. Huge flakes. People are gonna be shitting tomorrow.
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“Hway 26… Earlier, we had one Bud Light truck that is stuck. The crisis is...”
– Portland Channel 2 KATU News Reporter taking the Snowpocalypse seriously, because this is obviously way more important and informative than Jeopardy.
verso:
RT @bcmystery Dear PDX Drivers, Snow does not mean “crazy pass on the right as much as you want” and “red lights are now optional.”
I’d like to add:
4WD is not the “be all end all” cure that will allow you to go as fast as you usually do.
Stay in your car; don’t park in the middle of the road and wander around like Margot Kidder.
SLOW THE F*CK DOWN…...
Continued...
dalasverdugo:
nullisnotzero:
lizlemon:
Their “my family of four has all middle seats but we’d like to fly together…”
I hate it when people are like, “excuse me, my husband is sitting next to you [in the middle seat], would you mind switching with me? Oh, and by the way, my seat is a middle seat between two really smelly people.”
“NO, LADY. I’M THE OCD PASSENGER THAT SETS AN ALARM FOR...
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Dear Irate "Man on the Street"
There are no plows on the street because THEY DON’T PLOW HERE.
It will all be gone in 24 hours, so chillax™ and drive slower.
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NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Don’t cut to some other reporter standing outside!
SRSLY? And man on the street interviews too?!?!?! This is news worthy? COME ON!
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And of course....
Regular TV is prempted with panic stricken weathermen who are basically telling everyone “Hey… it’s snowing!” while school closings crawl across the bottom of the screen.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH JUDGE JUDY! Can we please save it for the 10 O’clock news?
OMG STFU
People in Oregon act like it never snowed before.
crazyshenanigans:
yourdealer:
BREAKING NEWS: IT’S SNOWING. HOLY FUCK. LOCK YOUR DOORS. CLOSE YOUR CURTAINS. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
That’s basically the news right now.
hahhaa so true. its fucking annoying hearing about it. its snow. thats it.
What amazes me is how you all suddenly lose the ability to drive. I saw a grown man crying on the side of the road because he couldn’t drive...
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I take that back...
I peeked out the window, and it IS snowing.
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I picked a fantastic day to start Twin Peaks
rumelleno:
It’s snowing in Portland?!
Is it? We got nuthin here across the river. :(
how do you "snip" a post?
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Manual HTML editing. :)
Blue Monsters in Love
cijimcb:
gilmoure:
topherchris:
or: I Tell You My True Feelings on a Little Movie Called Avatar.
[SNIPPED] <- click for full post
Question: Why come when there’s some great technology on some other planet/in a foreign land, we can’t just ask for it?
Because nobody would pay $9+ to see that in a theater…
“For the past year, the German town of Fohren was terrorized by a shoe thief…over...”
– Fox Steals 120 Shoes in Germany | NowPublic News Coverage (via robot-heart & sarzhaplus)
Fox, give back those shoes.
You don’t have four that match. You don’t even have people feet. You are a fox.
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Blotnick, you stay followed for the twenny tenny. Mwah.
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Of...
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Fantasy of Lights: HA HA HA
jjae:
Yesterday I suggested we go to New Haven, CT to do this. I knew it’d be hokey, but come on - Christmas!! Lights!! Sparkly things are usually fun to look at, right?
$10 entrance fee and all we got was a half-assed tacky holiday “feast for the eyes.”
=)
My friends, a sampling:
It looked promising … kind of … sort of …
A cyclist! And because I didn’t have my ISO set, it looks like...
