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Things I don't care about: Justice Sam Alito...
(via notthatkindagay) Anything involving John Edwards and a Paternity Test. Anything involving John Edwards and anything related to divorce or marriage.
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Sage advice from friends.
Me: I heard back.
CM: And?
Me: "After careful consideration, we have decided to offer the position to another candidate. Yadda Yadda Yadda."
CM: Sorry dude. I hope their other candidate FAILS
Me: Awwwww you know just what to say to make me feel better.
CM: I'm good like that. If you can't have success, the other guy's failure is the next best thing
Me: :)
CM: You learn that being a Red Sox fan.
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Brittany Murphy’s husband is suing Warner Bros....
secondstar05: mercurypdx: (via nosauce) Oh come on…. really? Not to be insensitive here, but…. THERE’S GOING TO BE A HAPPY FEET SEQUEL??? This is why I enjoy following you.
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Brittany Murphy’s husband is suing Warner Bros....
(via nosauce) Oh come on…. really?
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Us Weekly | "Jessica Simpson Farts During Business... →
emmyblotnick: File this under “Moments I’m glad I’m not a celebrity.” To be fair, as far as celebrity scandals go this doesn’t even show up on the scale.
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Don't you wish your IM's were hot like mine?...
bowlingalleylawyer: me: so when are you going to shave that beaver off your face? deez: mmmm beaver face o/` Can’t shave my, Can’t shave my, No you can’t shave my beaver face… o/`
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Is it just me...
…or does Nancy Pelosi remind you of some kind of tragic Nutcracker that one would find in the bargain bin in the Macy’s Cellar?
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Thing I just heard on the radio: "George Lucas is...
inothernews: Hmmm. Are you SURE they didn’t say Tusken Raiders? “The tender story of a Sand Person and his Bantha….”
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I am glad that most of Tumblr has been able to...
(via inothernews) F*CK YOU!
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Note to self: Take this day off from work next...
… the fanboyish fapping over the iPad is already grating on my nerves and it’s only been an hour.
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Brangelina - Not Breaking Up
nosauce: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie visited a high-powered L.A. lawyer last week but a source says it was only to cover their assets. Because the couple isn’t married they wanted to make sure they could “protect their children and property in case there’s a rift in the future.” / DN20 “In the future”… like, next week?
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