January 2011
Dear ChefMac,
TL;DR. Askbox spam is SOOOOOOooooo 2009.
Thanks but no thanks,
-MercuryPDX
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For Storm, my favorite Firefox Add-ons:
sillytwigg:
Speed Dial: Puts all of your favorite sites into windows on one pages. You can set this page as your homepage.
Read It Later: An easier bookmark system. You can sync your account to any computer. (there’s also an iPhone app!)
Adblock Plus: Eliminates pretty much every ad. If there’s any picture you don’t want to see (like a gross ONTD icon), two clicks and you never have to see it...
“For your homework assignment, I want you to go home and touch yourself”
– (via patattack)
I am totally going to ace this class…
Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
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Primaries For Palin: State-by-State Voting Guide →
littletinyfish:
PrimariesForPalin.com aims to nominate Sarah Palin as the Republican presidential candidate by encouraging Democrats and Independents to purposefully vote for her in state primaries. In head-to-head polls with President Barack Obama, Palin consistently fares worse than other possible Republican candidates because of her divisiveness. If Palin is nominated, Obama has a much...
December 2010
My Ass
-rosasparks-:
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Whoomp! there it is… :)
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“According to The Hollywood Reporter, plans to have the “Jersey Shore” star drop...”
– No New Year’s Eve ball drop for Snooki – The Marquee Blog - CNN.com Blogs
HOW WILL WE GET PAST THIS GREAT NATIONAL TRAGEDY?
(via mar-see-ah)
It’s not too late! They can still drop the entire cast into a wood chipper and spray them out over the crowd at midnight.
UGH... John Edwards is on the Morning News...
That charlatan makes me stabby.
Reblog if you hate "Reblog if" posts
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“A developer’s time is far more expensive than the cost of an SSD hard drive, a...”
– Give your programmers professional tools
When I arrived at one former day job, I found the whole programming department housed in tiny cubicles in a cold, windowless concrete bunker, hunched on squeaky, stained, cast-off chairs, and squinting at dim, bottom-barrel 14” CRT monitors.
When the VP of...
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Caesar's Bay - Late 80's
This starstruck moment reminds of the time when I worked in the Radio Shack at Caesar’s Bay in Brooklyn, and Vincent Gardenia came in to collect on his monthly “Free Battery Club” card. I thought “Wow, this is awesome!” and then “Wait… he’s a fairly famous actor asking me for a free battery? WTF.”
which is basically the premise anyways of these...
And Sh1t talking. Don’t forget the 12 year olds that swear like sailors.
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Donna Simpson's feast: The 30,000-calorie... →
str8nochaser:
dharrison:
“The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables.” …”After polishing off her enormous main course, she still had room for dessert and ate a ‘salad’...
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Nevermind. I told her about herself.
str8nochaser:
In the nicest most holiday-friendly way ever.
You barged in the room and started speaking in tongues?
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Tales from the LIRR.
ohhellocolin:
natface:
Some ass in a seat behind me just told me to cover my mouth when I cough. Firstly, I was, but he couldn’t see me because HE IS BEHIND ME. Secondly, I am NOT COUGHING ANYWHERE NEAR YOU. Thirdly, Merry fucking Christmas to you too, which is exactly what I told him.
Don’t be fooled by my bow headbands. I am a fierce MTA warrior.
This dude would’ve gotten my 24 oz can of...
daigski asked: Fancy, no. Ridiculous, yes.