March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum spends 10 minutes pushing on...
… and totally passes the “Breakfast” hours at McDonalds, denying him the pleasure of the Egg McMuffin of McDonalds breakfast items: the Egg McMuffin.
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I Hope Rick Santorum accidentally the whole...
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I Hope Rick Santorum wins the nomination...
..then loses the election by a landslide that even Fox News refers to as EPIC.
February 2012
Turning off anon after dealing with an asshole...
brainlettings:
It’s taking away their power to hurt and harass you.
Anon is fun for a while, but when people abuse it, like people often do, you have to sacrifice your enjoyment of certain types of questions to maintain sanity against people who like to bully and abuse.
Good for anyone who takes that stand.
True, but you also can just delete them. I don’t understand why people feed the...
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Reblog if you're an adoptee
taketherain:
I need more fellow bastards on my dash
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Two spam "post submissions" in one day...
…so I’m turning off submissions.
Not like people were beating down my door to submit so we’re not gonna be missing much.
Coke Talk: Coke Talk of the Day →
Every time I go to the mall at Century City, I make it a point to park in those pink “Expectant Mother” spaces.
Fuck that ridiculous policy — fuck any stupid rule enacted by pant-suit wearing corporate trolls, enforced by mouth-breathing mall cops, and obeyed by mini-van driving stepford wives.
If I’m lucky, on my short walk to the escalator I’ll catch a sneer from some cunty nag with a...
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Honorific nicknames in popular music - Wikipedia,... →
themattsmith:
I read this as “Horrific” and was disappointed there was not a single “Queen of the Skin Flute” or “King of the Rusty Trombone” to be found…
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expederest:
superwholockianpotter:
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anglofile:
evawrites:
Your rainbow is strongly shaded gray.
What is says about you: You are an elegant person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it. Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
MY...
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You know what's great about the Burgerville drive...
I don’t need to change out of my Pajama pants to go get a milkshake.
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Rick Santorum has "major" campaign announcement at...
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
jasencomstock:
What will it be?
That the Guinness Book of World Records just certified him as the world’s largest talking dickslit?
Has to be. Psychic John Edward is still Biggest Douche in the Universe.
A 5-state ban for 'Piggyback Bandit' →
belmore:
This is honestly one of the weirdest stories I’ve ever read:
Shayegan’s antics stretch back to 2008 and had been mainly confined to Washington and Oregon. But since last fall, he has worked his way east to Montana, North Dakota and Minnesota, leaving a trail of befuddled athletes in his wake.
Shayegan has asked for piggybacks, attempted to pay for piggybacks and just sprung one...
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The Mormon Church posthumously baptizes people... →
jasencomstock:
inothernews:
Jesus H. Christ.
they have been doing this for a long time.
UP NEXT: Holy Undergarments??? The shocking story at 11!
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You can make it through the day today....
… cause candy is gonna be half off tomorrow.
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Watching 'The Empire Strikes Back' 30 days in a...
styro:
gravyholocaust:
30daysofempire:
I saw a commercial announcing the re-release of the Star Wars films in 3D and I began to think about how Lucas said he’s done with filmmaking because people keep saying shit about him tinkering with Star Wars. That lead to me thinking was Empire (the obviously best in the series) really that good or was it just locked into my 6 year old mind as...
