MercuryPDX

Nov 25

Well someone had fun...

… romping around for a half a day AND got a festive Thanksgiving Bandana!

Checks out mys festive Thanksgivvit Bandannar.

Checks out mys festive Thanksgivvit Bandannar.

iwasjustsayin:

mercurypdx:

Also on “To buy” list…

I might have to stay away from this drink.

It’s pretty fine in Diet (and Regular) Coke.

iwasjustsayin:

mercurypdx:

Also on “To buy” list…

I might have to stay away from this drink.

It’s pretty fine in Diet (and Regular) Coke.

Also on “To buy” list…

Also on “To buy” list…

Which reminds me...

I should probably go get a new pair of formal sweatpants for dinner tomorrow, cause I’m fancy for my friends like that.

scottfriday:

somehowsomeway:

dominiqueous:

(via orphanelliott)

my first ever ‘reblog if…’
It wins for its sarcastic undertone.

i take off one sock when i’m done masturbating.

Why ruin a “good” pair? Just keep the inevitable “Dryer widows” in the nightstand.

scottfriday:

somehowsomeway:

dominiqueous:

(via orphanelliott)

my first ever ‘reblog if…’

It wins for its sarcastic undertone.

i take off one sock when i’m done masturbating.

Why ruin a “good” pair? Just keep the inevitable “Dryer widows” in the nightstand.

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

I asked what they were but got a vague response. So I bought them.

If you’re an adventurous eater, there’s very little that can lead you astray as far as Japanese candy is concerned.

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

I asked what they were but got a vague response. So I bought them.

If you’re an adventurous eater, there’s very little that can lead you astray as far as Japanese candy is concerned.

oh my god i just found the greatest gif ever tumblr you're welcome

samarie:

clearmylungs:

inflightradio:

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YESSSS

o_O

Seven is out making new friends.

So today I took Seven to get evaluated for a new daycare facility. It’s a short drive from the house, it’s a larger facility, and they offer longer packages at lower prices.

He passed the evaluation with flying colors and seemed to be having a good time, so I left him there for half a day to make a few friends and get used to the new handlers.

His last day at the old place will be next Tuesday. They were great and I do not have a bad thing to say about them. It’s going to be a little awkward letting them know he won’t be re-upping there, but I’m sure it will all work out.

(via tumblrisforfaggots)
That was a sad day. They had to put Grimace down after that. Once they get the taste of child, it’s hard to shake them from it.

(via tumblrisforfaggots)

That was a sad day. They had to put Grimace down after that. Once they get the taste of child, it’s hard to shake them from it.

Not as hot as I think it would look in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
[Sidenote: I think I have seen this ad way too many times.][Side-sidenote: When does he model the Tumblr Bikini?]

Not as hot as I think it would look in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

[Sidenote: I think I have seen this ad way too many times.]
[Side-sidenote: When does he model the Tumblr Bikini?]

Nov 24

inothernews:

iliveforsports:

randomnyc:

George Washington Bridge, 2007.
(via wallyg)


File under “Greatest bridge in the world”.

Is it still free to enter Jersey, but $6 to get back into NY?

inothernews:

iliveforsports:

randomnyc:

George Washington Bridge, 2007.

(via wallyg)

File under “Greatest bridge in the world”.

Is it still free to enter Jersey, but $6 to get back into NY?

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don't post drunk.

scottfriday:

dear scott friday,

don’t post drunk.

love,

scott friday.

Dear Scott Friday,

Don’t listen to him. He’s drunk! Post away.

Scott Friday from…. the FUTURE!