I need more fellow bastards on my dash
(via the-third-hobbit)
Your rainbow is strongly shaded gray.
What is says about you: You are an elegant person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it.
Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.MY RAINBOWTJE FUCK IT’S NOT SHOWINGYour rainbow is shaded blue.What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate friends who get along with one another. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines.
Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.Your rainbow is intensely shaded gray, violet, and brown.
What is says about you: You are a deep thinking person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you’ve mastered it.Your rainbow is intensely shaded brown, white, and green.
What is says about you: You are a contemplative person. You appreciate the roughness of nature. You feel closer to people when you understand their imperfections. Those around you admire your fresh outlook and vitality.
Your rainbow is shaded gray.
What is says about you: You are an elegant person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it.
Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.Your rainbow is intensely shaded black, orange, and red.
What is says about you: You are a strong person. You appreciate mystery. You may meet people who are afraid of you. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you.
What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it.
Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
Smacked him with a book.
then he called me fat
he showed me his penis
she was terrible at it
his lips needed some vaseline
saliva, ugh, so much saliva
in a basement, friends watched.
too long ago, can’t remember.
holy fuck, what just happened?!?
Stolen in the backyard shed.
(Source: sealegslegssea, via vusie-deuce-deactivated20120103)
Today is day #6,807
Today is day #9,581
Today is day #8,163
7,244 days…What have I been wasting my time on?
Today is day #14,932
A - Age: Forty
B - Bed size: Queen
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning the bathtub
D - Dad’s name: Hey you!
E - Essential start your day item: COFFEE
F - Favorite color: Any shade of Blue
G - Gold or Silver: Silver
H - Height: 5’10”
I - Instruments you play(ed): Past: Piano, Recorder, Slide tromboneJ - Job title: Content Specialist
K - Kids: ZERO.
L - Living arrangements: At home
M - Mom’s name: Deceased
N - Nicknames: That guy.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than births: None as a patient, a few as a visitor.
P - Pet Peeve: People who are irresponsible.
R - Right or left handed: Right-handed.
S - Siblings: Sister, three years younger
T - Time you wake up: 5:25 AM
U- Underwear: Bulk pack Boxer Briefs
V - Vegetable you dislike: Practically all of them.
W - Ways you run late: Portland, OR
X - X-rays you’ve had: Teeth, Catscan of Kidneys, Ultrasound of testicles.
Y - Yummy food you make: Pretty good at desserts
Z - Zoo favorite: Polar Bears
(Source: awesome-everyday)
You wouldn’t know it by reading my blog.
Go here to test your own vocabulary.
31,700 :-(
40,900. And 90 percent of those involve variations on ‘fuck’ or ‘douche’.
39,000
31,000 - I could swear that entire last column on the second page was just made up.
kill-some-evil-sons-of-bitches:
I’m 36
34
30 …
40….
35…
35? Just because I think Apple products suck, I guess.
….38.
50! Alright you young whippersnappers, stay off my lawn!
I had 39. x.x
43…wtf…>.>
41… Aha… I wonder how old this test will say I am once I reach that age XD
28 ^^
I’m 42..too matured I guess?
I’m 29. Well, that’s fascinating
I’m 38…
32
35
37. Figured I would be younger, but OK.
Lord of The Rings
Trilogy
Neverending Story
Space Jam
Rudy
8MM
1. had sex.
2. bought condoms
3. gotten pregnant.
4. failed a class.
5. kissed a boy.
6. kissed a girl.
7. used a little paper bag for lunch.
8. had a job.
9. slipped on ice.
10. missed the school bus.
11. left the house without my wallet.
12. bullied someone on the internet.
13. sexted.
14. had sex in public.
15. played on a sports team.
16. smoked weed.
17. smoked cigarettes.
18. smoked a cigar.
19. drank alcohol.
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
21. been overweight.
22. been underweight.
23. had an eating disorder.
24. been to a wedding.
25. made fun of someone for being fat.
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight.
27. watched TV for 5 hour
28. been late for work.
29. been late for school.
30. kissed in the rain.
31. showered with someone else.
32. failed my drivers test.
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes.
34. been outside my home country.
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours.
36. had lice.
37. gotten my heart broken.
38. had a credit card.
39. been to a professional sports game.
40. broken a bone.
41. been unhappy about my weight.
42. won a trophy.
43. cut myself.
44. had an STD.
45. got engaged.
46. been on a diet.
47. tried out to be on a tv show.
48. rode in a taxi.
49. been to prom.
50. played a drinking game.
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more.
52. been to a concert.
53. had a three-some.
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex.
55. been in a car accident.
56. had braces.
57. learned another language.
58. killed an animal.
59. been at a yard sale.
60. been to a japanese steakhouse.
61. wore make up.
62. talked to someone via webcam.
63. lost my virginity before I was 16.
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out.
65. kissed someone a different race than myself.
66. snuck out of the house.
67. bought porn.
68. had a virus on my computer.
69. had oral sex.
70. dyed my hair.
71. gone skinny dipping.
72. graduated from college.
73. wore someone else’s clothes.
74. voted in a presidential election.
75. rode in an ambulance.
76. rode in a helicopter.
77. caught the stove on fire.
78. got in a fight.
79. met someone famous.
80. been on vacation.
81. been on an airplane.
82. been on a boat.
83. broken something expensive.
84. had surgery.
85. kissed someone before I was 14.
86. beat a video game.
87. found something valuable on the ground
88. made a survey
89. stalked someone on facebook/myspace.
90. prank called someone.
91. been to a library outside of school.
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day.
93. cut my hair and hated it.
94. peed outside.
95. went fishing.
96. helped with charity.
97. taken a pregnancy test.
98. been rejected by a crush.
99. been suspended from school.
100. broken a mirror.
[#15 - Does “Darts” count?]
[#43 - Accidentally, never intentionally.]
[#70 - Bleached… same diff.]
It’s funny how I’ve changed. I’ve gone from a long time INTJ (part of which I still relate to) to an ENTJ. Character growth is so important to me.
I remember learning about this test when my parents were in couples therapy. Their personalities were so dissimilar that they were actually each other’s “Anima” which the relationship pair section describes as “each is the other’s inferior”. Makes sense that they got divorced, eh?
I came back as ISTJ.
![I saw ZZZEEE’s post about Neil’s request.
I am thankful to be happy, healthy, and working for a company that was thoughtful enough to send me flowers to thank me for my first week.
There but for the grace of God, go we all.
[Raising an Absolut Vanilla and Diet Coke to our blessings]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhxe8oN0VR1qzt9h6o1_1280.jpg)
I saw ZZZEEE’s post about Neil’s request.
I am thankful to be happy, healthy, and working for a company that was thoughtful enough to send me flowers to thank me for my first week.
There but for the grace of God, go we all.
[Raising an Absolut Vanilla and Diet Coke to our blessings]
meetingofthemimes:littlehonda:lifeoccupado: (snip)
OK! I’M KIND NUT Hahaha, excellent.
LOCAL URINALS It’s so funny because that was already my nickname.
CLEAN BEARS
This is relevant to my interests.
BOGGLE’S LIES. Also relevant.
CRAM IT IN REAR.
Billy Poobah’s anagram name is HIP! LOYAL BOB [Tee hee… we like Shaman’s better!!]
Billy’s AKA = FORM VEHEMENT MIRACLES
Real name: OIL LIMP JET
Tumblr: DRY EXC RUMP
BOO-urns!
(Source: marzipants)
