Maybe the shrimps were vegetarians?
Shrimp are ok for Vegetarians because they’re not meat.
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!!!
In the newspaper biz, this is called “Butting Heads”.
And it is HILARIOUS.
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This 22-second video has been making me laugh until I cry.
You know it’s the recorder they got in third grade, too.
Wait, my district wasn’t the only one that made everyone learn how to play the recorder in third grade, right? Like, I’m pretty sure that’s an American right. It’s part of the second amendment, I believe.
I was so bad at the recorder that my music teacher told me to just pretend to play during the concert.
I’m not good at many things.
Oh my Christ why is this so funny, I’m in tears
This is everyone who’s ever played recorder.
I ACTUALLY ROCKED THE RECORDER IN PRIMARY SCHOOL
This is my childhood played out in 22 seconds.
amazing!
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Vote Rick Perry/Voldemort in 2012!
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GOP presidential candidate and Texas Gov. Rick Perry, on which three government agencies he would eliminate as president: Commerce, Education, and he couldn’t remember the third.
Exactly this.
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